Izzy was an especially huge fan of X-Men.  We used to play super-powers where we would get into a huge family battle.  Gwiny has always had force field power.  Izzy, Purple cats that scratch you.  Me, Ice.  Papa, fire.  So yesterday I posed the question:  If you could have any mutant power what would you want?  
  Gwiny:  Force field.
  Izzy:  A packet full of unicorns. 
  Me:  A packet full of unicorns is not a superpower. 
  Then curiosity got the best of me. 
  What would you do with them?  Are they shrink wrapped and come out of your packet super-sized?  How do unicorns help you save the planet?
  Izzy:  They come out baby unicorn size and they poke people with their horns. 
 Of course.  A unicorn packet.  Now, who do I see about getting these made as a form of anti-rape protection?  Cause the way I see it, lets fight rape with unicorn horn pokes.  
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